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Here it is- after all the wait- the new Absolut RSA!
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OK. Rant time. There is a distinct lack of leitzanus in the Yeshiva. Not that there is a lack of desire for leitzanus.I always hear complaints that there's not enough of it. There are also plenty of people who used to be leitzanim in the branches. They just disappear into the woodwork once they get to Headquarters. As far as I understand, they are worried about getting a reputation . A reputation will hurt them in the all-important area of shidduchim . A few months after marriage, their personality re-appears- after realizing they were wasting their time. But now it's too late- they simply don't have time to do anything.
I don't think a little leitzanus ruins anyone's reputation. Just don't overdo it. The Yeshiva needs you. The lack of Yeshiva ruach is due to to a lack of unity and a lack of leitzanim lifting everyone's spirits. So please...help out your Yeshiva...show some personality!
Manitoba- the 19th Anniversary edition- is on its way! Look for it a Kessel Street Yeshiva near you!